When I'm not squandering the public purse,
not spreading terror or even worse;
we world's great ministers of state,
in restful hobbies do advocate.

The ailing Rajah of Fedasins,
has barrels full of medicines;
his colleague rules South Telledives
with bedrooms full of pretty wives.

The wonderful Rajah of Glox,
spends his time by the shore choosing rocks,
while the castles of Bodkin the Just
are committed to gathering dust!

But Pandu the noted go getter,
spends his time on a hobby still better
his hours awake he will render
finding mounds of negotiable tender...

Lyrics by:
EDWARD BORGERS
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